Ways to annoy the Doctor

The first in what I hope to be a series of Lists

1. Steal his TARDIS
2. Call Rose ugly
3. Claim Time Lords aren't so great
4. Say you wanted the daleks to win the war
5. Say that Sylvester McCoy was by far his best looking regeneration.
6. Call him Doc
7. Call K-9 Disco
8. Upon stepping into the TARDIS for the first time, immediately notice that it's bigger on the inside.
9. Say he's your 5th favourite time lord after the Master, the Rani, Romana and Drax.
10. Say he just beat the monk
11. Give him a cat.
12. Assign him to the laundry section of your sanctuary base.
13. Say that Chuck Norris could kick his arse
14. Prove that Chuck Norris could Kick his arse
15. After the Chuck Norris induced Arse kicking, steal his coat.
16. Ask him "Is this yours?" and produce a fully functioning Adric out of your rucksack.
17. Get him to clearly explain, in plain English the concept of Dimensional Transcendentalism.
18. Tell him that his sonic screwdriver looks tacky.
19. Install the Tardis with the personality of Tegan Jovanka which moans at him from behind the walls.
20. Replace the Time Column with a set of holographic lips which teaches his American street urchin companion about the universe through the power of rap.
21. Ask his name
22. Tell him Gallifrey isn't gone, you had lunch there last Thursday
23. Tell him that you lot want to stand in a pub with him and talk to him all evening..................
24. Refuse to twist your ankle at the appropriate point in the adventure.
25. Deal with the aliens without his help
26. Tell him that some bloke in Cardiff has a clock shop full of watches like his, when he turns up to investigate they are just cheap plastic toys made in China to tie in with some BBC television show.
27. Give him a bitch slap!
28. Superglue the fluid link to the inside of the console so he can't use it as an excuse to investigate strange empty cities.
29. Tell him he was obviously unloved because he doesn't even have a proper name, but other Timelords do.
30. Ask him why he is always trying to recruit assitants, isn't that a bit creepy?
31. Kill a whole race of creatures off for no reason
32. Steal all his bananas and replace them with pears
33. Deny his existance
34. Steal his fob watch; react to words such as TARDIS and Time War to fool him into thinking he isn't the only Time Lord.
35. Tell him about your medical problems.
36. Meet his companion and have her/him/it leave him to marry you by the end of your first encounter with her/him/it.
37. Create the Daleks
38. Call him Mr. Foreman.
39. Play your John Smith And The Common Men records at full volume while splodging paint all over his Gutenberg Bible.
40. Write "This is not a fake" in felt tip pen on the canvas that Da Vinci is going to paint the Mona Lisa on.
41. Write "this is not a fake" in pink felt tip over every page of the Hitler Diaries.
42. Criticize his handwriting!
43. Criticize his dress sense
44. Criticize his Hair
45. Ask him to do his Scottish accent again 'cause its very good'
46. Leave the polarity of the neutron flow going in the same direction as it was before.
47. Invent a better sonic screwdriver than his
48. Ask him 'What is it with the eyes?
49. Once you get in the TARDIS, ask where the bathroom is. Keep getting lost and ringing the Cloister Bell
50. Two Words: Rupert Grint. As his next companion
51. Steal a pair of his Converse, tie the laces of the two shoes together and then throw them up so that they hang from power lines.
52. Steal his Sonic-Screwdriver, sell it on ebay, and get only 3pounds for the item.
53. Go back in time and change the past, if you really, really wanna piss him off.
54. Fix the Chameleon circuit
55. (force) Feed him pears
56. Make suggestive comments about Five/Turlough
57. Ruin his suit
58. Decline a jelly baby
59. Insult Gallifrey
60. Invade Earth